Cadillac Beach: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 6 #ad - . Not so much for anyone else. It's all good. Storms, anyway. For serge A.
The Stingray Shuffle Serge Storms series Book 5William Morrow #ad - But in the oddball circus known as the Sunshine State, little things like astronomical body counts tend to get lost in the shuffle. Storms is off his meds, no one is safe -- not russian hoods, jamaican mobsters, women's book clubs, drug dealers, spoiled frat boys, bad Vegas-rejected local lounge acts -- especially when $5 million in cash in a bugged suitcase is still racing up and down the Eastern Seaboard.
When serial-killing local Florida historian Serge A.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8William Morrow #ad - It's fate. Naturally, serge, accompanied by his substance-sustained sidekick, Coleman, must immediately hop a transcontinental flight to straighten out Hollywood once and for all. Serge A. Storms returns!the world's most lovable serial killer is back, bringing together an Oscar-worthy cast of Sunshine State nut jobs with his insatiable passion for All Things Florida.
During this latest cavalcade of nonstop felonies—from Tampa to Fort Lauderdale to Orlando—Serge finds time to resurrect his obsession with movies, particularly those showcasing his beloved home state. And intrigue. Meanwhile, in burbank, production of what may become the most expensive flop in Tinseltown history is interrupted by the brazen abduction of the female lead.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8 #ad - Meanwhile, a couple of midwestern dreamers head west for their shot at fame—and find it at the center of a celebrity murder investigation. And even more meanwhile, infamous studio heads Ian and Mel Glick continue to produce juggernaut high-grossing dreck, casting-couch perversion, and cocaine hijinks.
But there's more. But, being serge, of course, his mission is sidetracked by perpetual detours to irresistible celluloid landmarks . The show's about to start.
Hurricane Punch Serge Storms series Book 9William Morrow #ad - That lovable, justice, under-undermedicated dispenser of truth, and trivia is back with a vengeance—just as his cherished home state is about to take a beating from a conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula. And he vows he'll stop at nothing to unmask his thrill-killing rival and make All Things Right—though Coleman's triathlete approach to the sport of polyabuse binging threatens to derail the mission more completely than the entire combined Sunshine State police community could ever hope to.
It looks like a serial killer is on the loose—another serial killer—which highly offends Serge's moral sensibilities. But as serge and his burnout buddy Coleman go storm-chasing, bodies begin turning up at a disturbing rate, even by Florida standards.
Triggerfish Twist Serge Storms series Book 4William Morrow #ad - Triggerfish Twist Serge Storms series Book 4 #ad - So it's only a matter of time before Jim up and actually kills somebody. It's got overly aggressive Little League parents, drug-free Rastafarians, homicidal hookers, unnatural sex and casual violence. Storms living directly across the street. Oh, yes, and there's a psychopathic serial killer-cum-Sunshine-State folklorist named Serge A.
Ensconced in a lovely tropical villa on idyllic Triggerfish Lane, Jim Davenport anticipates the good life to come. But this isn't living -- it's Florida and the neighborhood is not quite what it seems.
Torpedo Juice Serge Storms series Book 7William Morrow #ad - Torpedo Juice Serge Storms series Book 7 #ad - And finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way. Right. But for serge, "getting hitched" doesn't necessarily mean "settling down" -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, unrepentant jerks, swindlers, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning. Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.
. So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms. The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.
Orange Crush Serge Storms series Book 3William Morrow #ad - The governor's new-found conscience might well cost him the election, though. The republicans' "golden boy" -- and a loyal, unthreatening, unquestioning tool of the powerful special interests -- handsome, Florida governor-by-default Marlon Conrad seems a virtual shoo-in for re-election. And it appears that pretty much everybody from Tallahassee to Miami Beach is trying to kill him.
. That is, until he undergoes a radical personality shift during a bloody military action in the Balkans. Now it's just three weeks before the election and marlon is suddenly talking about "issues" and "reform" as he crosses the length and breadth of his home state with an amnesiac speechwriter and a chief of staff who turns catatonic in the presence of minorities.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10William Morrow #ad - But wait! there's more on the horizon! who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named rachael? is serge wrong that guns, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?So batten the hatches, don the life jackets, drugs, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
So is coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. Then there's good ol' jim davenport, the accidental virgin, and Johnny Vegas, the E-Team, the Diaz Brothers, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane. It's reunion time in the sunshine state, the mcgraws, whose nastiest, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10 #ad - Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security.
Hammerhead Ranch Motel Serge Storms series Book 2William Morrow #ad - Storms -- who has stopped keeping up with his meds -- is still looking for a briefcase stuffed with five million dollars. And is now capable of wreaking more havoc than hurricane Rolando-berto, the big wind gathering force offshore, just waiting for the opportunity to blow everything straight to hell. Pack up your bags and head south to sunny Florida.
Hammerhead Ranch Motel Serge Storms series Book 2 #ad - There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops. And just down the row, local historian and spree killer Serge A.
Leave your rational mind at home and come well armed. There's a room with your number on it at the Hammerhead Ranch Motel.
Electric Barracuda: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 13William Morrow #ad - Electric Barracuda: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 13 #ad - The miami herald put it best: “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy. ”. Tim dorsey’s Electric Barracuda is not to be missed. Dorsey makes sure his gun is filled with hollow-point. Sarasota herald tribuneReaders who can’t get enough of lovable serial killer Serge A. He’s back in electric barracuda—the latest outrageous romp through the Sunshine State by Tim Dorsey, master of the zany crime thriller.
Dorsey differs from writers such as Carl Hiassen, James Hall, and Elmore Leonard…These guys fire bullets. This time serge is a fugitive running from the police, and murder and mayhem have never been more over-the-top hilarious. Storms can rejoice.
Pineapple Grenade: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 15William Morrow #ad - The undisputed king of the comic crime novel. Providence journal“i guarantee Dorsey will never win the Nobel Prize for Literature—he’s far too funny. Richmond times-dispatch“if you’ve never read Dorsey, you need to start…You won’t be disappointed. Miami heraldgloriously unrepentant florida serial killer Serge Storms is back—and he’s finagled his way into becoming a secret agent in Miami—in another outrageous crime comedy from New York Times bestselling author, Tim Dorsey.
. It’s always a wild ride when dorsey’s at the wheel, and with Pineapple Grenade he delivers his most explosively hilarious road trip to date. In pineapple grenade, the incomparable Serge takes up spying for the president of a banana republic, and now Homeland Security wants to bring him down.